Conlang and lang

The best way to learn a lang is to conlang that lang. The best way to kill a conlang is to conlang a lang too closely.

Curtis W. Fraŋks (lai_krtisfranks), 26 Mar 2014 06:59 UTC tweet


2014 in preview

Gasp! Did I just use a multi-word title for a non-reblogged post?

I thought I would start the year with a list of resolutions. But I’m not sure “resolutions” is the right word. The word almost connotes goals that are started but quickly discarded. Instead, this is my list of possible accomplishments for the year. I expect the list to change some over the next 365 days.

  1. Make an initial list of accomplishments to achieve for the year There, that wasn’t so hard!
  2. Read the Bible deliberately and consistently, and learn more of what it really says
  3. Get back in the saddle again, and ride my bike farther and faster than I ever have. Getting fitter than I have ever been would be an awesome side-effect
  4. Be a better husband and dad
  5. Reconnect with relatives I have ignored over the years, and connect with those I have never met
  6. Learn Czech and Hebrew, and improve my Norwegian
  7. Extra credit: build a simple conlang that incorporates at least one feature from each of those languages
  8. Clean off the keyboard and learn how to play a few songs with skill
  9. Run a half-marathon. There’s that getting fitter than ever thing again
  10. Tend to this blog more often
  11. Declutter

Alrighty then, let’s see where this goes.


Today’s WordPress Daily Prompt is A Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma, and I am supposed to reveal something most people don’t know about me.

Ooh, another secret!

OK… [Deep breath…] Here goes… [Deep breath…]

One of my favorite pastimes is languages and linguistics.

[Ducks… Peeks… Observes world has yet to be Chicken Littled into oblivion. Sighs relief.]

Tower of Babel, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder; Source: Wikipedia

The Tower of Babel, by Peter Bruegel the Elder; Source: Wikipedia

My fascination with languages started when I was a young lad. I had two grandparents who sometimes spoke fragments of their respective Norwegian and Czech. Early elementary school added a dash of Spanish. And, on rare occasion I saw the flash of hands of a televised ministry’s ASL interpreter.

In high school, the school’s Apple II computers brought me into the world of languages used to communicate with machines. I taught myself about half a dozen programming languages and studied at least as many more. I designed a few of my own, and wrote interpreters for some. Nothing teaches a person how programming languages work like building one and using it tell a computer to perform a task.

Whew! I’m glad I finally got that off my chest! Since tomorrow is a holiday, let’s celebrate with another secret.

[Anonymous man shouts, holds his head. Anonymous woman screams, faints.] Good grief, you two. If this is all it takes, I’d hate to meet you in real life.

The Klingon Dictionary, by Marc Okrand

A friend of mine had a set of awesomely detailed blueprints for the USS Enterprise. Perhaps not that awesomely detailed. But detailed enough to show where the crew goes when they have to go. But enough about the ship.

One day I happened across the blueprints’ linguistic equivalent in a bookstore: Marc Okrand‘s The Klingon Dictionary. The book went beyond “dictionary.” It had an amazingly detailed set of grammatical rules, giving the language realism lacking the typical extraterrestrial tongue.

To my dismay, insufficient pocket change forced me to leave the book behind. However, the realization that Klingon was actually usable beyond a movie script left a lasting impression. Eventually that impression, fed by a discarded linguistics textbook, grew into a thing for creating conlangs (constructed languages) of my own.

Yes, I am a conlanger.

[Crickets chirp. The sky remains intact.]

By the way, nothing teaches how human languages work like trying to build one that is usable enough to accurately and meaningfully record even just a handful of sentences. Like those traditionally used by conlangers as an initial benchmark: Genesis 11.1-9.

Fiat lingua!